Mardi Gras Information

Isn’t January terrible? It’s cold and miserable outside and you made some foolish decision to not drink or to exercise more and everything is just awful. 
 
Fortunately, January is almost over, then February is real short and then in March fun starts happening again. Specifically, the fun starts on March 10th, because March 11th is: 

 BURLINGTON MARDI GRAS

 

 That’s right. It’s that time again. Come to beautiful Burlington Vermont and run around in a crowd of tourists and drunks, while running alongside your fellow drunks. 
Here’s what’s up:
  • BH3 Mardi Gras Pub Crawl

    March 10, 2017 6:00 pm HST

    Come to town! We'll have a pre-Mardi Gras pub crawl. If you haven't been to Burlington before, consider this a hashy tour of our little city. We'll have a pair of hares leading trail from bar to bar and explore the bars of Burlington. This is only a semi-official part of Mardi Gras so you can pay your own way on the crawl. We're not made of money here.

  • BH3#552 Mardi Gras Trail 2017

    March 11, 2017 12:00 pm HST

    Fuckin' Mardi Gras. The main event.
    Get yourself up and fed. Nurse your hangover and dress warmly for trail.
    We'll meet at a bar for rego- where you'll be welcome to pre-lube if you want.
    Once we've gathered everyone, we'll head outside for an opening circle and have ourselves a nice trail. We'll run, stop and warm up, then enjoy Burlington's Mardi Gras parade, then finish our trail at the on-after for a party and food and beer. We'll get you warmed up and full of food and beer. Eat up and drink up and have a great time on us. A little later on in the evening we'll give you the boot and you can continue downtown and go to 80s Dance Night or something. You're on your own.

  • BH3#553 Mardi Gras Fat Boy

    March 12, 2017 11:00 am HST

    Get up and walk around town a little bit. We'll call it a Fat Boy and do a half-assed trail and maybe drink some trail beer if there's any left. Then we'll find a place to put some grease in ourselves. Or just go the hell home. We're not buying you breakfast but we'll be happy to go somewhere with you.

    Where are we meeting? What time does all this stuff happen? We're not going to publish this stuff here, we don't want a buncha jerks showing up without registering. Sign up and pay and we'll send you all an email with the details. Also follow @burlingtonhash on Twitter for announcements all weekend.

Where are we meeting? What time does all this stuff happen? We don’t know yet and will post it here when we do. We’re not going to publish this stuff here, we don’t want a buncha jerks showing up without registering. Sign up and pay and we’ll send you all an email with the details. Also follow @burlingtonhash on Twitter for announcements all weekend. 
 
Here’s how much all this fun costs:
  • If you register and pay on or before Wednesday February 1 the cost is $39.69
  • If you register and pay on or before Friday March 3 the cost is $49.69
  • If you register and pay on or before Friday March 10 the cost is $54.69
  • If you are so lazy that you show up on Saturday March 11 without paying the cost is $69.69. (That is a stupid price to pay. Only chumps do that. Sign up and pay early.)
Here’s what you get for your money:
  • Trail beer
  • Dinner
  • Beer
  • A party
  • A gift from Burlington
  • Our friendship
You’ll notice the above DOES NOT include crash space. If you need crash space, let us know on the registration form and we’ll see if we can find you a Burlington hasher to host you, but Burlington is a small kennel of misanthropes so we can’t promise. 
 
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