Mardi Gras Information

Isn’t January terrible? It’s cold and miserable outside and you made some foolish decision to not drink or to exercise more and everything is just awful. 
 
Fortunately, January is almost over, then February is real short and then in March fun starts happening again. Specifically, the fun starts on March 10th, because March 11th is: 

 BURLINGTON MARDI GRAS

 

 That’s right. It’s that time again. Come to beautiful Burlington Vermont and run around in a crowd of tourists and drunks, while running alongside your fellow drunks. 
Here’s what’s up:
  • BH3 Mardi Gras Pub Crawl

    March 10, 2017 7:00 pm HST

    Meet us at the Three Needs Taproom & Brewery at 198 Pearl Street here in Burlington. We'll meet up there, have a beer or two and begin pub crawling. I and a cohare will leave a trail from bar to bar across downtown Burlington. If you're late, watch @burlingtonhash on Twitter. This bit is pay your own way, so be prepared.

  • BH3#552 Mardi Gras Trail 2017

    March 11, 2017 12:00 pm HST

    12:00pm
    Come on down to Burlington's old north end and find your way to the Olde Northender Pub at 23 North Street. We'll give you a tag and check you in and wait for everyone to show up. Buy yourself a pre-lube if you want. We'll give you your trail beer after we take off around...

    1:00pm
    Pack away. We'll have to walk a little way down the road for opening circle. We'll run a bit and have a beer stop or two.

    3:00pm
    FUCKIN' PARADE. Trail will take us right to the parade. We'll watch it and catch some beads and candy. Then

    POST PARADE
    The end of trail will be a straight shot to our on after. We'll have final circle, more beer and a pile of food.

    7:00pmish
    We get kicked out of our on-after location and now it's time to go out in the world and either continue partying downtown, or get your drunk ass home.

    Just doing trail? $10 please

  • BH3#553 Mardi Gras FULL MOON Fat Boy

    March 12, 2017 11:30 am HST

    Get up and walk around town a little bit. We'll call it a Fat Boy and do a half-assed trail and maybe drink some trail beer if there's any left. Then we'll find a place to put some grease in ourselves. Or just go the hell home. We're not buying you breakfast but we'll be happy to go somewhere with you.

    Where are we meeting? What time does all this stuff happen? We're not going to publish this stuff here, we don't want a buncha jerks showing up without registering. Sign up and pay and we'll send you all an email with the details. Also follow @burlingtonhash on Twitter for announcements all weekend.

Where are we meeting? What time does all this stuff happen? We don’t know yet and will post it here when we do. We’re not going to publish this stuff here, we don’t want a buncha jerks showing up without registering. Sign up and pay and we’ll send you all an email with the details. Also follow @burlingtonhash on Twitter for announcements all weekend. 
 
Here’s how much all this fun costs:
  • If you register and pay on or before Wednesday February 1 the cost is $39.69
  • If you register and pay on or before Friday March 3 the cost is $49.69
  • If you register and pay on or before Friday March 10 the cost is $54.69
  • If you are so lazy that you show up on Saturday March 11 without paying the cost is $69.69. (That is a stupid price to pay. Only chumps do that. Sign up and pay early.)
Here’s what you get for your money:
  • Trail beer
  • Dinner
  • Beer
  • A party
  • A gift from Burlington
  • Our friendship
You’ll notice the above DOES NOT include crash space. If you need crash space, let us know on the registration form and we’ll see if we can find you a Burlington hasher to host you, but Burlington is a small kennel of misanthropes so we can’t promise. 
 
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