Mardi Gras Information

Isn’t January terrible? It’s cold and miserable outside and you made some foolish decision to not drink or to exercise more and everything is just awful. 
 
Fortunately, January is almost over, then February is real short and then in March fun starts happening again. Specifically, the fun starts on March 9th, because March 10th is: 

 BURLINGTON MARDI GRAS

 

 That’s right. It’s that time again. Come to beautiful Burlington Vermont and run around in a crowd of tourists and drunks, while running alongside your fellow drunks. 
Here’s what’s up:
  • BH3: Mardi Gras Pub Crawl

    March 9, 2018 6:00 pm HST

    BH3: Mardi Gras Pub Crawl

    Hares: Bondage Barbie & Quite the Spread

    When: Friday March 9 at 6:00 HST

    Where: Three Needs

    What: Ready your liver for the kick off to Hash Mardi Gras 2018!  Our hares will leave a trail bringing us drunkards from one fine establishment to the next.  I will try to reign in my alcohol consumption in hopes of making it out to trail on Saturday (good news, I’m back on tater-tots after last years’ unfortunate incident involving some very cranky ones that vacated my body through my nose).

    If you are late follow the trail… or text someone.  I will not remember to post on twitter.  I do not twit.

    Bring: ID’s, $, tater-tots?

    On-After: Go the fuck home, you’re running tomorrow!

    Mardi Gras Rego is open!  Visit http://burlingtonhash.com/wordpress/mardi-gras/mardi-gras-information/ to sign up and pay!

  • BH3#589: Mardi Gras Trail

    March 10, 2018 12:00 am HST

    BH3#589: Mardi Gras Trail

    Hares: Gryffindork & Tinker Schnitzel

    When: Saturday March 10 at ????

    Where: We’re still figuring that information out.  Come back soon!

    What: MARDI GRAS HASH!!!  Come enjoy a trail, some beer and a grab bag!  More details soon. 

    Mardi Gras Rego is open!  Visit http://burlingtonhash.com/wordpress/mardi-gras/mardi-gras-information/ to sign up and pay!

    Bring: Whistle, Warm Clothes (it was negative 15 last year), $ and ID for whatever you get up to after the party.

    On-After: St. John's Club

  • BH3#590: Mardi Gras Fat Boy

    March 11, 2018 11:00 am HST

    BH3#590: Mardi Gras Fat Boy

    When: Sunday March 11 at ????

    Where: Check back soon!

    What: A short trail followed by food to sop up all the alcohol and bad decisions from the weekend. We’re still figuring out where you’ll be devouring you’re regret so check back soon!

    Bring: ID & $

    March 11th is end of daylight savings. We planned this just to fuck with you a little more., we're that good!

Where are we meeting? What time does all this stuff happen? We don’t know yet and will post it here when we do.  Sign up and pay and we’ll send you all an email with the details. Also follow @burlingtonhash on Twitter for announcements all weekend. 
 
Here’s how much all this fun costs:
  • If you register and pay on or before Friday March 9 the cost is $39.69
  • If you are so lazy that you show up on Saturday March 10 without paying the cost is $44.69. (That is a stupid price to pay. Only chumps do that. Sign up and pay early.)
Here’s what you get for your money:
  • Trail beer
  • Dinner
  • Beer
  • A party
  • A gift from Burlington
  • Our friendship
You’ll notice the above DOES NOT include crash space. If you need crash space, let us know on the registration form and we’ll see if we can find you a Burlington hasher to host you, but Burlington is a small kennel of misanthropes so we can’t promise. 
 
 Sold? Click here to sign up!
 

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