Upcumming Trails

Hares: Cummy Bear and Fucked If I Know

Where: TBD

Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

First trail of the season! Lovingly hared by your 2025 GMs

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

Please join us for a delightful r*nning of the Burlington Hash House Harriers!

Hares: Three Ring Jerkus

Where: Maybe New North End? Or maybe not.

Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

Will this be the trail where Three Ringed Jerkus straight up folds himself into 8 equally sized chunks of flesh? Probably not, but should still be a grand old time.

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

Hares: Salty Cumpiss

Where: TBD

Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

Salty *promises* this trail will be under 12 miles.

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

Hares: One Drunk Walking

Where: New North End of Burlington (exact location TBA)

Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

One Drunk Walking continues his annual Cinco de Mayo (technically the closest Wednesday to Cinco de Mayo) Tequila mile! Prepare thy legs and thy livers!

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

Hares: Rebel's Scum

Where: TBD

Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

I can type words on a computer! More info to (s)cum.

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

Hares: Not Just The Tip

Where: TBD

Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

Might have some shig! Might have some not shig! I'm stoked to find out.

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

Hares: Flexible Video Endiscope

Where: TBD

Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

The loving tyrant of Von Tramp will grace us with his pretense! Flexi has informed me that this day is global running day (I guess likes running) "so probably something with lots of running".

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

Hares: Herp Alert

Where: The University Mall

Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

Shiggy level: 1

Distance: 3.69 miles

Fun fact: frogs weren't invented until 2003.

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

Please join us for the 826th r*nning of the Burlington Hash House Harriers! 

Hares: Penis Colada
Where: Somewhere in the mountains, probably?

Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

Extra special because the longest Wednesday of the year means the shittiest trail of the year! If past trends continue, this will be a long-ish trail somewhere in the mountains near Burlington.

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

Hares: Nurse Rainblow and Serial Lubist

Where: TBD

Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

Oh boy oh boy oh boy! It's Nurse Rainblow's 10th Analversary, so her and Serial Lubist are bringing us a trail to celebrate!

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

Please join us for the 829th r*nning of the Burlington Hash House Harriers!

Hares: Sperm Burpin' Shorty

Where: TBD

Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

Spermy called dibs on this date like 8 months in advance, so who knows what she's got in store...

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

Hares: One Drunk Walking

Where: TBD

Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

You know what 840 is? It's 420*2! One of our esteemed representatives from THCH3, One Drunk Walking, promises to bring the Stoned Hill vibes to BTVH3.

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

Please join us for the 844th r*nning of the Burlington Hash House Harriers!

Hares: Sperm Burpin' Shorty

Where: TBD

Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

Time for another World Peace Through Beer! Cuz we're fancy here in BTVH3.

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

Hares: Dead in the Box

Where: TBD

Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

Join us for the final regular trail of what will truly be a season that happened!

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.