Upcumming Trails

Hares: Herp Alert

Where: St Albans (exact location TBD)

Time: 630pm

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

Shiggy level: 1

Distance: 3.69 miles

Fun fact: frogs weren't invented until 2003.

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

Please join us for the 826th r*nning of the Burlington Hash House Harriers! 

Hares: Penis Colada
Where: Somewhere in the mountains, probably?

Time: 630pm

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

Extra special because the longest Wednesday of the year means the shittiest trail of the year! If past trends continue, this will be a long-ish trail somewhere in the mountains near Burlington.

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

Hares: Nurse Rainblow and Serial Lubist

Where: TBD

Time: 630pm

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

Oh boy oh boy oh boy! It's Nurse Rainblow's 10th Analversary, so her and Serial Lubist are bringing us a trail to celebrate!

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

Hares: 20 Gallons of Piss

Where: TBD

Time: 630pm

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

THIS WILL BE A TRAIL

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

Please join us for the 829th r*nning of the Burlington Hash House Harriers!

Hares: Sperm Burpin' Shorty

Where: TBD

Time: 630pm

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

Spermy called dibs on this date like 8 months in advance, so who knows what she's got in store...

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

Hare: Just Abby and 2 Guys 1 Hole

Where: Farrell Park

Time: Wednesday July 16th at 630pm

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

Just Abby's virgin lay!

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

Hares: Not Just the Tip and Penis Colada

Where: South Burlington (exact location TBD)

Time: 630pm

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

*insert tip of the penis joke here*

Expect a classic 3.69ish mile trail with minor shig

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

Hare: Redtail Swallows

Where: Bayside Park, Colchester

Time: 630pm

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

We do love us a good sufferfest every now and again, and Redtail sure knows how to deliver one. She says this will be a 4/5 on the shiggy scale and 6.9 miles, so bring your shiggy socks, a cranium lamp, and maybe a change of clothes! 

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

Hares: 69 Sided Dice and Flexible Video Endoscope

Where: Old Red Mill, Jericho https://maps.app.goo.gl/gpBjzhAb1GeG5ewCA

Time: Wednesday Aug 6th at 630pm

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

1.69 mile trail with a swimming hole! So if the RA can't stop the rain, we will resort to human sacrifice. 3/5 on the shiggy scale. 

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

Hares: Siren's Thong and They're Not a Virgin Imagine My Disappointment

Where: TBD

Time: 630pm

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

Let's celebrate Banana Lover's Day together!

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

Hares: One Drunk Walking

Where: TBD

Time: 630pm

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

You know what 840 is? It's 420*2! One of our esteemed representatives from THCH3, One Drunk Walking, promises to bring the Stoned Hill vibes to BTVH3.

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

If you want to hare this date, please fill out the linked form.

Please join us for the 844th r*nning of the Burlington Hash House Harriers!

Hares: Sperm Burpin' Shorty

Where: TBD

Time: 630pm

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

Time for another World Peace Through Beer! Cuz we're fancy here in BTVH3.

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

Hares: Dead in the Box

Where: TBD

Time: 630pm

Cost: $6 for beer, $8 for sider and/or celtzer, $3 for non-alcoholic.

Join us for the final regular trail of what will truly be a season that happened!

Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.