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BTVH3 #787: 7+8+7 = Tutu! (Rainblow + Lubey's 5th Analversary)
May 1, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
City Hall Park, Burlington, VT 05401, USAPlease join us for the 788th r*nning of the Burlington Hash House Harriers!
Exactly five years ago, on May Day 2019, BTVH3 r*n a toga trail (what? we don't do those anymore), made some bad decisions, and found themselves at chez Serial Lubist for a special on-after. At this on-after, "Single4Lyfe" Harriette Nurse Rainblow gave up that appellation in favor of dating Lubey.
Now, five years later on the dot, those two lovebirds are going to lay a variation on that trail, the first toga trail BTVH3 has seen for years! Wait, actually, it's a tutu trail instead. So throw on a tutu, cum to City Hall Park, and see what Rainblow and Lubey remember of 2019!
Where: City Hall Park, Burlington (44.476769, -73.213269). (Same as last time, as you'd know if you were hashing with us 5 years back...)
Hares: Nurse Rainblow and Serial Lubist
Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.
On-after: Lubey's old apartment, of course! (Not really. But maybe. Nah, just joking... right?)
Bring: Cranium lamp, bug spray, excuses for not having gotten them a gift, virgins, and thirst!
Cost: $6 for shitty yellow beer, or $8 for sider/celtzer. Cash accepted, Venmo preferred to @Chris-Hakey (https://venmo.com/Chris-Hakey).
Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.
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Tequila Mile Part Dos: Easter Bunny's Revenge
May 5, 2024 1:00 pm - 3:00 pm HST
Eagle Mountain, Milton, VT 05468, USAHare: Señor Uno Borracho Caminando
Where: Eagle Mountain, Milton, VT
When: Cinco de Mayo, baby! (Yep, that's a Sunday!)
It's the Tequila Mile again! Run up and down Eagle Mountain while taking shots of suspicious liquor in pursuit of fame, glory, and ticks all the way up there, if you know what I mean.
And if you like your tequila miles to be in a clean and natural environment, why not help prepare the day before? https://www.vontramph3.com/hareline/050
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BTVH3 #788: Just Maggie's Virgin Lay!
May 8, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Sunset is at 8:06 today, which means we'll be hashing in the twilight.
Twilight?
Oh no.
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BTVH3 #789: Just Ange's Virgin Lay!
May 15, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Farrell Park, South Burlington, VT 05403, USAWait, hold on, two Virgin Lays, back to back? What could be better?
Hares: Just Ange and Salty Cumpiss
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BTVH3 #790: Yet Another Shitty Trail
May 22, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!
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BTVH3 #791: Whodrunkit?
May 29, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Please join us for the 791st r*nning of the Burlington Hash House Harriers!
Where: ???
Hares: Nurse Rainblow, Make That Noise, and Just Harley (who'd better not be a Just by the time this trail cums around!)
Promises and Lies: ???
Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.
On-after: ???
Cost: $6 for shitty yellow beer, or $8 for sider/celtzer. Cash accepted, Venmo preferred to @Chris-Hakey.
Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.
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BTVH3 #792: Dice
June 5, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Hare: 69 Sided Dice
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BTVH3 #793: Yet Another Shitty Trail
June 12, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!
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BTVH3 #794: Mountain Man!
June 19, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Please join us for the 794th r*nning of the Burlington Hash House Harriers!
Where: Some or another mountain, probably.
Hares: Penis Colada (and ???)
Promises and Lies: It's the longest-ish day of the year, so let's do Mountain Man again! So expect trail to be too far, too shiggy, have too much elevation gain, and end too late, but maybe there will be some food or something at the end to make it worth our effort.
Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.
On-after: ???
Cost: $6 for shitty yellow beer, or $8 for sider/celtzer. Cash accepted, Venmo preferred to @Chris-Hakey.
Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.
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BTVH3 #795: Yet Another Shitty Trail
June 26, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!
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BTVH3 #796: 🎆🎆🎆
July 3, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Hare: Not Just The Til
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BTVH3 #797: Yet Another Shitty Trail
July 10, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!
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Invihash 2024: Let's Get Ready To Stumble!
July 12, 2024 - July 14, 2024 HST
Camp Twin Hills, 2428 Wes White Hill, Richmond, VT 05477, USAPlease join us for ... wait for it ... INVIHASH 2024!
Choose your beer and step into the ring! We'll be spending an action-packed weekend of drinking, trail, more drinking, wrestling (maybe), and even more drinking in the hills of lovely Richmond, VT!
So throw on that mask (not the COVID kind), perhaps some tights or a nice loincloth, and flex those muscles-or-whatever as we gather for the hashiest wrestling event in Vermont this July! (I don't think there's much competition, but still.)
For those that have been to Invihash, this is a TOTALLY NEW location with TOTALLY NEW amenities and TOTALLY NEW experiences to be had.
We'll have a few cabins as well as plenty of tent sites for you to stay in, and of course the classic parts of a campout: food, beer and non-beer, trail, activities, shot crawl, and featuring a BIO BLITZ from our very own Herp Alert!
So get ready for a weekend of grapplin', sippin', wrassin', chuggin', r*nnin', campin', and of course drinking!
Rego here: https://hashrego.com/events/btvhhh-invihash-2024-lets-get-ready-to-stumb-2024
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BTVH3 #799: RASH!!
July 17, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Hare: Redtail Swallows
Where: I bet you can guess 😉
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BTVH3 #800: A Shitty Trail With A Nice Round Ass (I mean, Number)
July 24, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Hare: Spermy? Flexi? Working on it. Everyone wants dat 800.
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BTVH3 #801: Float On
July 31, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Hare: 69 Sided Dice
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BTVH3 #802: TAKEN
August 7, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Want to hare? Too bad.
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BTVH3 #803: Yet Another Shitty Trail
August 14, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!
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BTVH3 #804: Yet Another Shitty Trail
August 21, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!
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BTVH3 #805: Yet Another Shitty Trail
August 28, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!
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BTVH3 #806: Yet Another Shitty Trail
September 4, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!
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BTVH3 #807: Yet Another Shitty Trail
September 11, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!
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BTVH3 #808: Yet Another Shitty Trail
September 18, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!
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BTVH3 #809: Yet Another Shitty Trail
September 25, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!
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BTVH3 #810: Yet Another Shitty Trail
October 2, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!
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BTVH3 #811: Yet Another Shitty Trail
October 9, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!
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BTVH3 #812: Yet Another Shitty Trail
October 16, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!
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BTVH3 #813: Yet Another Shitty World Peace Through Beer
October 23, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!
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BTVH3 #814: Yet Another Shitty Trail
October 30, 2024 6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!