Upcumming Trails

  • BTVH3 #787: 7+8+7 = Tutu! (Rainblow + Lubey's 5th Analversary)

    May 1, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
    City Hall Park, Burlington, VT 05401, USA

    Please join us for the 788th r*nning of the Burlington Hash House Harriers!

    Exactly five years ago, on May Day 2019, BTVH3 r*n a toga trail (what? we don't do those anymore), made some bad decisions, and found themselves at chez Serial Lubist for a special on-after. At this on-after, "Single4Lyfe" Harriette Nurse Rainblow gave up that appellation in favor of dating Lubey.

    Now, five years later on the dot, those two lovebirds are going to lay a variation on that trail, the first toga trail BTVH3 has seen for years! Wait, actually, it's a tutu trail instead. So throw on a tutu, cum to City Hall Park, and see what Rainblow and Lubey remember of 2019!

    Where: City Hall Park, Burlington  (44.476769, -73.213269). (Same as last time, as you'd know if you were hashing with us 5 years back...)

    Hares: Nurse Rainblow and Serial Lubist

    Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.

    On-after: Lubey's old apartment, of course! (Not really. But maybe. Nah, just joking... right?)

    Bring: Cranium lamp, bug spray, excuses for not having gotten them a gift, virgins, and thirst!

    Cost: $6 for shitty yellow beer, or $8 for sider/celtzer. Cash accepted, Venmo preferred to @Chris-Hakey (https://venmo.com/Chris-Hakey).

    Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

     

  • Tequila Mile Part Dos: Easter Bunny's Revenge

    May 5, 2024  1:00 pm - 3:00 pm HST
    Eagle Mountain, Milton, VT 05468, USA

    Hare: Señor Uno Borracho Caminando

    Where: Eagle Mountain, Milton, VT

    When: Cinco de Mayo, baby! (Yep, that's a Sunday!)

    It's the Tequila Mile again! Run up and down Eagle Mountain while taking shots of suspicious liquor in pursuit of fame, glory, and ticks all the way up there, if you know what I mean.

    And if you like your tequila miles to be in a clean and natural environment, why not help prepare the day before? https://www.vontramph3.com/hareline/050

     

  • BTVH3 #788: Just Maggie's Virgin Lay!

    May 8, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Sunset is at 8:06 today, which means we'll be hashing in the twilight.

    Twilight?

    Oh no.

     

  • BTVH3 #789: Just Ange's Virgin Lay!

    May 15, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST
    Farrell Park, South Burlington, VT 05403, USA

    Wait, hold on, two Virgin Lays, back to back? What could be better?

    Hares: Just Ange and Salty Cumpiss

     

  • BTVH3 #790: Yet Another Shitty Trail

    May 22, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!

     

  • BTVH3 #791: Whodrunkit?

    May 29, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Please join us for the 791st r*nning of the Burlington Hash House Harriers!

    Where: ???

    Hares: Nurse Rainblow, Make That Noise, and Just Harley (who'd better not be a Just by the time this trail cums around!)

    Promises and Lies: ??? 

    Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.

    On-after: ???

    Cost: $6 for shitty yellow beer, or $8 for sider/celtzer. Cash accepted, Venmo preferred to @Chris-Hakey.

    Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

     

  • BTVH3 #792: Dice

    June 5, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Hare: 69 Sided Dice

     

  • BTVH3 #793: Yet Another Shitty Trail

    June 12, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!

     

  • BTVH3 #794: Mountain Man!

    June 19, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Please join us for the 794th r*nning of the Burlington Hash House Harriers!

    Where: Some or another mountain, probably.

    Hares: Penis Colada (and ???)

    Promises and Lies: It's the longest-ish day of the year, so let's do Mountain Man again! So expect trail to be too far, too shiggy, have too much elevation gain, and end too late, but maybe there will be some food or something at the end to make it worth our effort.

    Time: Hares away at 6:30 HST; chalk talk to begin at 6:45 HST.

    On-after: ???

    Cost: $6 for shitty yellow beer, or $8 for sider/celtzer. Cash accepted, Venmo preferred to @Chris-Hakey.

    Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone.

     

  • BTVH3 #795: Yet Another Shitty Trail

    June 26, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!

     

  • BTVH3 #796: 🎆🎆🎆

    July 3, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Hare: Not Just The Til

     

  • BTVH3 #797: Yet Another Shitty Trail

    July 10, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!

     

  • Invihash 2024: Let's Get Ready To Stumble!

    July 12, 2024 - July 14, 2024   HST
    Camp Twin Hills, 2428 Wes White Hill, Richmond, VT 05477, USA

    Please join us for ... wait for it ... INVIHASH 2024!

    Choose your beer and step into the ring! We'll be spending an action-packed weekend of drinking, trail, more drinking, wrestling (maybe), and even more drinking in the hills of lovely Richmond, VT!

    So throw on that mask (not the COVID kind), perhaps some tights or a nice loincloth, and flex those muscles-or-whatever as we gather for the hashiest wrestling event in Vermont this July! (I don't think there's much competition, but still.)

    For those that have been to Invihash, this is a TOTALLY NEW location with TOTALLY NEW amenities and TOTALLY NEW experiences to be had.

    We'll have a few cabins as well as plenty of tent sites for you to stay in, and of course the classic parts of a campout: food, beer and non-beer, trail, activities, shot crawl, and featuring a BIO BLITZ from our very own Herp Alert!

    So get ready for a weekend of grapplin', sippin', wrassin', chuggin', r*nnin', campin', and of course drinking!

    Rego here: https://hashrego.com/events/btvhhh-invihash-2024-lets-get-ready-to-stumb-2024

     

  • BTVH3 #799: RASH!!

    July 17, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Hare: Redtail Swallows

    Where: I bet you can guess 😉

     

  • BTVH3 #800: A Shitty Trail With A Nice Round Ass (I mean, Number)

    July 24, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Hare: Spermy? Flexi? Working on it. Everyone wants dat 800.

     

  • BTVH3 #801: Float On

    July 31, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Hare: 69 Sided Dice

     

  • BTVH3 #802: TAKEN

    August 7, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Want to hare? Too bad.

     

  • BTVH3 #803: Yet Another Shitty Trail

    August 14, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!

     

  • BTVH3 #804: Yet Another Shitty Trail

    August 21, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!

     

  • BTVH3 #805: Yet Another Shitty Trail

    August 28, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!

     

  • BTVH3 #806: Yet Another Shitty Trail

    September 4, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!

     

  • BTVH3 #807: Yet Another Shitty Trail

    September 11, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!

     

  • BTVH3 #808: Yet Another Shitty Trail

    September 18, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!

     

  • BTVH3 #809: Yet Another Shitty Trail

    September 25, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!

     

  • BTVH3 #810: Yet Another Shitty Trail

    October 2, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!

     

  • BTVH3 #811: Yet Another Shitty Trail

    October 9, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!

     

  • BTVH3 #812: Yet Another Shitty Trail

    October 16, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!

     

  • BTVH3 #813: Yet Another Shitty World Peace Through Beer

    October 23, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!

     

  • BTVH3 #814: Yet Another Shitty Trail

    October 30, 2024  6:30 pm - 9:30 pm HST

    Want to hare? Contact Salty at hora.rhino@gmail.com!