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Hares: Rebel's Cum and Herp Alert

Where: Niquette Bay State Park, Raymond Road, Colchester (44.589279, -73.1915769)

When: Hares away at 6:30, pack away at 6:45 or when we get around to it

Promises and lies: Swimming! Hills and shit! Sparkling bevvies! Also wine! Speedos! (Ewwwww, speedos. Please don't.)
Cost: $6 for shitty yellow beer, or $8 for sider/celtzer. Cash accepted, Venmo preferred to @Chris-Hakey (https://venmo.com/Chris-Hakey).
Important: We LOVE drinking, singing silly songs, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. You assume responsibility for any injury, public embarrassment, hookups, breakups, running into your boss/ex-/parents while wearing stupid clothing, and/or hangovers. You also agree to respect people's personal boundaries and obtain consent before touching anyone. Yes, even like that. Geez.